I wrote something like this and promptly forgot about it. I give you "Heeby GBs"
Grab the goblin brigand's benign garb out of the bulging garbage for a bargain by barging in at the beginning and begging Gabby the Grub not to bug you about the giblets near the ghoulish gables.
@LibertyForward1Melancholic Mediocrity
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