Incoming urban fantasy story premise (via this Threads user): the Fae created Github, now Microsoft are trying to take over the Summer Kingdom in order to fill it with AI data centres. Of course, the threadrippers are promptly squatted by the entire gremlin population of faerie:
"To protect our users true names from Fae hackers, all user information is stored in a dedicated database running on an IBM z16."
"Why on a m... No, please don't say --"
"Yes. The Fae are weak to Big Iron."
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