Statistics nerds...this is for you.
A nice uprecords output of the BSD Cafe endpoint VPS (where almost all the traffic flows).

Please note:
* up 958 days, 02:14:56 | since Wed Jul 19 17:13:02 2023
* down 0 days, 00:45:22 | since Wed Jul 19 17:13:02 2023
* %up 99.997 | since Wed Jul 19 17:13:02 2023

99.997 uptime - 45 minutes of total downtime in 958 days, considering upgrades, reboots, etc. (and a migration).

Terminal screenshot showing a root shell prompt on a host named “bsdcafevm” running the command uprecords. The output displays a ranked list of the system’s longest uptimes.
A table with columns “#”, “Uptime | System”, and “Boot up” lists the top 10 uptime records. The longest uptime (rank 1) is 91 days, 03:14:34 on FreeBSD 14.3-RELEASE, booted Wed Jun 18 15:12:43 2025. The second entry is 91 days, 01:18:44 on FreeBSD 14.3-RELEASE-p3, booted Wed Sep 17 18:27:50 2025. Other entries include various FreeBSD 14.x releases and patch levels, with uptimes ranging from 73 days down to 45 days. Boot dates span from early 2024 through late 2025.
Below the table, a highlighted current session entry (marked with an arrow) shows rank 45 with an uptime of 0 days, 00:00:32 on FreeBSD 14.3-RELEASE-p9, booted Tue Mar 3 19:10:38 2026.
At the bottom, summary statistics show:
“1up” in 0 days, 00:01:25 at Tue Mar 3 19:12:34 2026
“t10” in 45 days, 06:59:37 at Sat Apr 18 03:10:46 2026
“no1” in 91 days, 03:14:03 at Tue Jun 2 23:25:12 2026
Total “up” time of 958 days, 02:12:46 since Wed Jul 19 17:13:02 2023
“down” time of 0 days, 00:45:22 since the same date
Percentage uptime of 99.997% since Wed Jul 19 17:13:02 2023
The interface uses a black background with light gray and white monospaced text.
0

If you have a fediverse account, you can quote this note from your own instance. Search https://mastodon.bsd.cafe/users/stefano/statuses/116166606563904841 on your instance and quote it. (Note that quoting is not supported in Mastodon.)