Frivolous poll of the evening: Does gently but firmly wrestling silly yearling goats up onto a stanchion for hoof trimming + carrying them for a weigh-in count as goat yoga?
Improved frivolous poll thanks to a suggestion from 
@silverfox (currently the poll winner is "Goat!!")
Which term better describes gently but firmly wrestling silly yearling goats up onto a stanchion for hoof trimming + carrying struggling annoyed yearlings for a weigh-in:
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