great news everyone, i've managed to combine the technologies behind "excel thinks it's a date" and "my phone keeps saying duck" to produce an office memo generator

it can also draw sentient anime breasts, as well as generating occasionally correct stack overflow replies

here's how: first we harvest every website, and use it to train a spam filter

we run the spam filter backwards on a massively parallel system to generate the desired output

then we try to filter out racism and csam. ish