Found on the web today, author unknown: »'ls' never asks you to create an account or to update«
Now imagine an 'ls' behaving like any other "app" these days...
- "ls needs your permission to display a file listing"
- "sign in to sync ls to your other devices"
- "register now for an ad-free ls"
- "your ls subscription will expire in 30 days"
- "ls is not supported on this device"
- "sign up for the ls newsletter → [ ] now / [ ] later"
- "'ls -la' expert edition now for only 49.99€/year"
- ...