I parked and locked my e-bike 7 meters from a bar in deepest Centrum and somehow lost my keys. We searched EVERYWHERE. Eventually I took a cab home and got my second set of keys. While biking last night, I noticed something jabbing me in the butt. It was my keys! Someone found them on the ground near my bike and shoved them into the springs of my seat instead of stealing my e-bike. This is a story about how much I love Amsterdam.