There is a condition affecting cartoonists at truly alarming rates that the medical establishment has chosen to ignore. It's called Tree-Deficiency.

Our Patreon's Tree Huggerℒ️ level exists to fix this. You can directly fund our prescription: one tree hug per month, per artist, documented and delivered to you as photographic proof. Real bark. Real arms. Real awkward human-tree contact, captured for your peace of mind.

Elizabeth hugging a treeJonathan hugging a tree4 panel comic by War and Peas. 1. Panel: A girl walks towards a tree 2. Panel: The girl hugs the tree. 3. The tree looks down at the girl and thinks "This isn't helping anything." 4. The tree closes its eyes and thinks "But it feels good."
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