weapons, abstract discussion of harm to me by others
me: "so if you had to shoot me, which ammo would you choose?"
her: "hmm... 7.62"
me: "soviet or nato?"
her: "Yes."
me: "if you went with soviet, would it be rifle or tokarev?"
her: "i was thinking rifle. i only have three rounds to get the job done, see? really it should be two, but i'm compensating for poor aim"
me: "i see!"
her: "one to kill, one to check that they're dead... one bonus. it's an expression of being thoughtful!"