Genuine Rabbithole of Crazy Department
I rescued a boombox from the trash and repaired it, used outdoors for BBQs, it dates from the iPod era
One of the speaker cones started rattling, tore it down to find busted speaker surround
Driver model number is a NOPE across internet including eBay
Manufacturer markings have a website and a weird glyph; website has expired SSL cert, but it's Let's Encrypt, so someone just forgot to renew
Forge ahead but it's a "server error"
To the Wayback Machine!