This [GERMAN SHEPARD] is a machine that turns [KIBBLES] into [DOG HAIR].
This [KEYBOARD] is a machine that turns [UNHINGED IDEAS] into [THREE OR FOUR LIKES ON MASTODON AND MAYBE ONE OR TWO BOOSTS].
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