Hackers' Pub

Hackers’ Pub

Syntax	Description	Examples
`"` keyword `"`	Finds the string within quotes, including spaces. Case-insensitive. (Escape quotes inside with `\"`)	`"Hackers' Pub"`
`from:` handle	Finds content written by the specified user.	`from:hongminhee` `from:hongminhee@hollo.social`
`lang:` ISO 639-1	Finds content written in the specified language.	`lang:en`
`#` tag	Finds content with the specified tag. Case-insensitive.	`#HackersPub`
condition condition	Finds content that satisfies both conditions on either side of the space (logical AND).	`"Hackers' Pub" lang:en`
condition `OR` condition	Finds content that satisfies at least one of the conditions on either side of the OR operator (logical OR).	`#HackersPub OR "Hackers' Pub" lang:en`
`(` condition `)`	Combines the operators within the parentheses first.	`(#HackersPub OR "Hackers' Pub" OR "Hackers Pub") lang:en`

yomimono, still on earth @yomimono@wandering.shop

7/10/2025, 3:16:50 AM

Public

property transaction, aka rich people bullshit

I think I’m approaching this whole thing wrong. I’m trying to do it like a normal person and everyone seems to be acting completely irrationally, i.e. also like normal people. I think I need to be approaching this more like an unhinged belligerent computer garbage basement witch, and then maybe everyone I interact with will make more sense.

yomimono, still on earth @yomimono@wandering.shop

7/10/2025, 3:21:43 AM

Quiet public

property transaction, aka rich people bullshit

This was probably a good start

craigslist post titled “buy my goddamn house already”, posted 7 hours ago in Madison in the category “real estate - by owner”. housing type is “house”, laundry is “w/d in unit”, parking “off-street parking”. the text is as follows:

listen up you motherfuckers. there have been two goddamn dozen of you in my house touching all my shit and leaving doors open and letting all the fucking bugs in and none of you have offered to buy the fucking house. you think it’s overpriced? fine. offer me a fucking ham sandwich and three tic-tacs or whatever the fuck price you think my agent deserves 3% of. mad it doesn’t have a garage? get out there and build it yourself if you’re so sure it’s important, you lazy sack of shit. fuck you. buy my house.

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