US airlines mandate preflight bladder vacuum and enema to save 20 cents per person per flight. First class a-holes excluded, they will be fed pound cake pre-flight. Commoner people upgrades excluded from first class benefits.

Airlines Could Save $100 Million A Year If Everyone Went To The Bathroom Before Boarding - View from the Wing viewfromthewing.com/airline-la

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