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Simon, have you ever done a deep dive into pressure testing? I do this with my iOS coding plug-in/MCP with good results. www.reddit.com/r/axiomdev/c...
i wish that bsky would lean more into trusted verifiers rather than just verifying everyone themselves
like you could have much more granularity by making @atprotocol.dev@bsky.brid.gyAT Protocol Community a trusted verifier, making more news outlets trusted verifiers etc
vs just manually verifying random people like this
I know reading comprehension isn't their strong suit but it still blows my mind that the fascists keep naming things after the works of John "Surveillance tools will destroy your mind" "Seeking immortality will destroy your entire civilization" "The forests will reclaim the land the oppressors took from them" "The true king of men is a ragged healer" "The people will rise up and throw out the industrialist conqueror" Tolkien.
I will click through today. While I am clicking I will ponder a mute based on “one weird trick,” “one common habit,” and “you won’t believe number $n!”
Looking for recommendations for a service to send occasional e-mail to FediForum attendees. Requirements: can't break the bank (e.g. Mailchimp wants $45/month for >500 subscribers, which is not in the budget for one or two messages per month) and must send links without inserting tracking code.
@glyph Yeah I'm also finding putting the crash-out early impacts my productivity. I'm experimenting with waiting until the end of the day to squeeze that in.
Cloudflare One becomes the first SASE platform to support post quantum encryption for all of its network configurations. Hybrid ML-KEM is used to protect network traffic from adversaries that harvest traffic now so that they can decrypt it later, once powerful quantum computers come online. https://blog.cloudflare.com/post-quantum-sase/
I occasionally help an elderly neighbor get stuff done with their computer. And every single time, I walk away in incandescent rage at how hard we have made this stuff for people who have not spent their entire waking lives marinating in it
Let me talk, following on @thisismissemEmelia 👸🏻's post, about JSON-LD from a data engineering and web backend perspective:
It's a nightmare.
First: one of the first things you learn about how to address the OWASP lists is the importance of not just accepting random payloads, but carefully validating them, but with JSON-LD:
1. Basically any field may be absent, present, a URI, a list of objects, a list of URIs of objects, a list containing URIs AND Objects, etc. 2. Fields do not have consistent names. BY DESIGN. You _have_ to parse an object to know what is in it. Parsing the context and then building the map of names is basically an Ο(n*m) process where the amount of processing time you spend is _under the control of the sender_ by default, and nothing is ever fully defined. 3. Actually fully validating an object to the degree of knowing if it is the same thing as something else requires solving a GI-hard problem if there are blank nodes.
Applying basic type theory to anything done with JSON-LD is an exercise in frustration.
There are certainly use cases for it, but 99% of the time when I've seen it being used it is not for those use cases, but for use cases where we would strongly prefer JSON-Schema and/or OpenAPI definitions for things.
question about sensitive (non-lewd) tattoo location
Okay, I’m just gonna ask it. Has anyone had their nail beds (yes, UNDER THE NAIL) tattooed? Yes, I get that I’m talking about an incredibly sensitive area of skin, and that I probably would need to ask about what it would do to the nail, and so many things.
If you use Vivaldi, I have been fighting this all morning, thinking it was an extension or something else that was wrong with Tailscale or my machine. This is why you should never doubt yourself, friends. 🤣
I spent my education career pushing back against crap like this, so let me clue you in on something:
When a tech company invests in schools, it's never for the benefit of student learning. It's always, always for creating loyal customers out of the students and teachers.
🧀 Wie kommen die Löcher in den Käse? Kaum jemand konnte komplizierte Zusammenhänge so verständlich erklären wie Peter Lustig. Fast ein Vierteljahrhundert moderierte er die ZDF-Sendung "Löwenzahn", das Wissensmagazin für Kinder und Erwachsene. Am 23. Februar 2016 starb er.
🧀 Wie kommen die Löcher in den Käse? Kaum jemand konnte komplizierte Zusammenhänge so verständlich erklären wie Peter Lustig. Fast ein Vierteljahrhundert moderierte er die ZDF-Sendung "Löwenzahn", das Wissensmagazin für Kinder und Erwachsene. Am 23. Februar 2016 starb er.
I occasionally help an elderly neighbor get stuff done with their computer. And every single time, I walk away in incandescent rage at how hard we have made this stuff for people who have not spent their entire waking lives marinating in it
>“But it also takes a lot of energy to train a human,” Altman said. “It takes like 20 years of life and all of the food you eat during that time before you get smart."
Human consumption of ~2000-2500 kcal/day is roughly 97-121 Wh. If that human lives to be 80 years old and keeps a constant energy consumption of ~100 Wh, then their total energy consumption is ~56 MWh.
GPT-3 consumed approximately 1.287 GWh during its training.
I spent my education career pushing back against crap like this, so let me clue you in on something:
When a tech company invests in schools, it's never for the benefit of student learning. It's always, always for creating loyal customers out of the students and teachers.
SEA – Albert Rusnák (Paul Rothrock, Jesús Ferreira) 15’
SEA – Paul Rothrock (Jesús Ferreira, Osaze De Rosario) 62’
MISCONDUCT SUMMARY
COL – Rafael Navarro (caution) 23’
COL – Dante Sealy (caution) 40’
COL – Reggie Cannon (caution) 42’
SEA – Cristian Roldan (caution) 61’
SEA – Snyder Brunell (caution) 72’
LINEUPS & STATS
Seattle Sounders FC – Andrew Thomas; Alex Roldan, Yeimar Gómez Andrade, Jackson Ragen, Nouhou; Cristian Roldan – Captain, Hassani Dotson (Snyder Brunell 45+14’); Albert Rusnák (Paul Arriola 88’), Jesús Ferreira (Georgi Minoungou 69’), Jordan Morris (Paul Rothrock 8’); Osaze De Rosario (Danny Musovski 69’)
Substitutes not used: Stefan Frei, Antino Lopez, Kalani Kossa-Rienzi, Nikola Petković
Total shots: 14
Shots on goal: 5
Fouls: 10
Offside: 4
Corner-kicks: 8
Saves: 4
Colorado Rapids – Zack Steffen – Captain; Reggie Cannon (Keegan Rosenberry HT), Lucas Herrington, Noah Cobb, Jackson Travis (Miguel Navvaro 88’); Josh Atencio, Paxten Aaronson (Alex Harris 68’), Hamzat Ojediran (Wayne Frederick 59’); Dante Sealy (Alexis Castillo Manyoma 68’), Rafael Navarro, Darren Yapi (Ted Ku-DiPietro 74’)
Substitutes not used: Nico Hansen, Connor Ronan, Rob Holding
Total shots: 7
Shots on goal: 4
Fouls: 17
Offside: 2
Corner-kicks: 4
Saves: 5
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@glyph Yeah I'm also finding putting the crash-out early impacts my productivity. I'm experimenting with waiting until the end of the day to squeeze that in.
You probably heard about me because I am the founder of the Twisted python networking engine open source project. But I’m also the author and maintainer of several other smaller projects, a writer and public speaker about software and the things software affects (i.e.: everything), and a productivity nerd due to my ADHD. I also post a lot about politics; I’d personally prefer to be apolitical but unfortunately the global rising tide of revanchist fascism is kind of dangerous to ignore.
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BREAKING: Sam Altman points out that putting out fires in orphanages also uses a lot of water.
Approximately 60% water and 40% organic molecules, arranged in a configuration that is, among other things, capable of describing itself in this manner. (he/him)
Expect a lot of 3D printing, SFF writing, science, general weirdness. Also, my laptop has an em-dash key, because em-dash.
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Let me sing you the song of my people 💽🎵
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~rest in peace Haiiro and Takeshi my beloved, forever in my heart~
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Future linguists and archeologists are gonna go fucking crazy on this in 150 years
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I occasionally help an elderly neighbor get stuff done with their computer. And every single time, I walk away in incandescent rage at how hard we have made this stuff for people who have not spent their entire waking lives marinating in it
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Let me talk, following on @thisismissem's post, about JSON-LD from a data engineering and web backend perspective:
It's a nightmare.
First: one of the first things you learn about how to address the OWASP lists is the importance of not just accepting random payloads, but carefully validating them, but with JSON-LD:
1. Basically any field may be absent, present, a URI, a list of objects, a list of URIs of objects, a list containing URIs AND Objects, etc. 2. Fields do not have consistent names. BY DESIGN. You _have_ to parse an object to know what is in it. Parsing the context and then building the map of names is basically an Ο(n*m) process where the amount of processing time you spend is _under the control of the sender_ by default, and nothing is ever fully defined. 3. Actually fully validating an object to the degree of knowing if it is the same thing as something else requires solving a GI-hard problem if there are blank nodes.
Applying basic type theory to anything done with JSON-LD is an exercise in frustration.
There are certainly use cases for it, but 99% of the time when I've seen it being used it is not for those use cases, but for use cases where we would strongly prefer JSON-Schema and/or OpenAPI definitions for things.
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Okay, I’m just gonna ask it. Has anyone had their nail beds (yes, UNDER THE NAIL) tattooed? Yes, I get that I’m talking about an incredibly sensitive area of skin, and that I probably would need to ask about what it would do to the nail, and so many things.
Wife, Mom, Late 30s. Home Cook. Queer disaster. This is my main, because it’s where I talk about important things like being trans, parenting, doing trans stuff, cooking, trans topics, and how cute you all are! 😍🏳️⚧️🥰💜
I do Data Engineering in exchange for money, but find me over at @willow_datawitch if that’s your jam.
Please interact with words, not just boosts and favorites, if you would like to follow me. I appreciate your button clicks! But I need words for vibe checks.
Since I may as well spell it out for the world, I enjoy compliments from folks I already interact with, but for clarity, that’s as far as it’s going, and it’s a strictly 18+, women-and-trans-folks-only activity.
I think joy is way more important than I was taught in school.
Bloke about town, sometimes silly, sometimes less so. Very left leaning and proud of it. Pro trans and consider myself an ally of LGBTQ+ people although I will make mistakes. Runner, Vegan, Cinephile, Idiot.
If you use Vivaldi, I have been fighting this all morning, thinking it was an extension or something else that was wrong with Tailscale or my machine. This is why you should never doubt yourself, friends. 🤣
I spent my education career pushing back against crap like this, so let me clue you in on something:
When a tech company invests in schools, it's never for the benefit of student learning. It's always, always for creating loyal customers out of the students and teachers.
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🧀 Wie kommen die Löcher in den Käse? Kaum jemand konnte komplizierte Zusammenhänge so verständlich erklären wie Peter Lustig. Fast ein Vierteljahrhundert moderierte er die ZDF-Sendung "Löwenzahn", das Wissensmagazin für Kinder und Erwachsene. Am 23. Februar 2016 starb er.
Moin! Hier gibt's pro Tag 3-5 Nachrichten aus Hamburg, Niedersachsen, Schleswig-Holstein und Mecklenburg-Vorpommern. Und weitere Themen, die den Norden bewegen. Das Beste am Norden! Nicht per Feed, sondern von der Redaktion kuratiert!
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Human consumption of ~2000-2500 kcal/day is roughly 97-121 Wh. If that human lives to be 80 years old and keeps a constant energy consumption of ~100 Wh, then their total energy consumption is ~56 MWh.
GPT-3 consumed approximately 1.287 GWh during its training.
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