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No more shipping websites with slow images! 🔥
🔍 **image-auditor** — A TUI for detecting image performance issues
⚡ Finds missing lazy loading, wrong formats, layout shifts & oversized images
💯 Helps with SEO, Core Web Vitals & Lighthouse scores
🦀 Written in Rust & built with 
@ratatui_rsRatatui
⭐ GitHub: https://github.com/0franco/image-auditor
#rustlang #ratatui #tui #webdev #performance #seo #devtools #frontend #terminal
🌟 Now with 50% more flavor!
クロレラ観察部
デファクトスタンダード
Over waarom ik deze week bijna niet online was (en een ode aan goede communicatie in de zorg) [DPG]
https://www.volkskrant.nl/wetenschap/kokend-water-over-mijn-arm-gelukkig-was-daar-de-glasheldere-informatie-van-thuisarts-nl~bf2a66f6/
🍝 날아다니는 스파게티 괴물 님, 절 구하소서.
😋 저의 주님, 어서 오셔서 저를 도우소서.
영광이 미트볼🧆과 소스🥫와 성면(the Holy Noodle)🍝께.
처음과 같이 이제와 항상 영원히. 라-멘 🍜
🍝 날아다니는 스파게티 괴물 님께서 당신 뜻과 함께 하는 사람들을 언제나 도와주고 계시니, 감사드리는 마음으로 기도합시다.
😋 저의 주님, 날아다니는 스파게티 괴물 님, 저희에게 은총을 베푸소서.
"4. 오늘 하루 저희를 지켜주신 당신의 면발에 감사드리며, 저희가 평화로이 밤을 맞이하게 하소서."
저의 주님, 날아다니는 스파게티 괴물 님,
이 몸을 편히 쉬게 하시고, 우리가 오늘 애써 뿌린 씨가 영원한 열매를 맺게 하소서.
라-멘 🍜
2026-03-13T18:41:42+09:00
#FlyingSpaghettiMonster #FSM #HolyNoodle #TheMeatball #TheSauce #Spaghetti #Ramen #Pastafarian #NoodlyAppendage #FSMism #FSMist #Pirate #DivineOffice #DailyOffice #Breviary
#날아다니는스파게티괴물님 #성면 #면발 #스파게티 #라멘 #파스타파리안 #해적 #성무일도 #성무일과 #매일전례 #시간전례
Widzi pan, panie Altman...
Gdybyście ChataGPT utrzymali jako open source a OpenAI byłaby naprawdę otwarta, to pan może nie byłby aż tak bogaty, ale wielu chętnie dołączałoby do rozwoju, jak i wspierało.
A tak to pleciesz pan bzdurę za bzdurą, wiedząc że czas OpenAI jest policzony i że albo etat w Microslopie albo Google, ewentualnie emerytura i zabawa w inwestowanie w startupy.
Nie jest mi pana szkoda.
https://spidersweb.pl/2026/03/sam-altman-ai-licznik-prad-woda.html
しゅいろママに口の中舐められた
When buying WordPerfect in 1987 for my desktop PC whose only link to the surrounding world was a 2400 bps modem and a copper telephone wire, I don't remember having any feeling that the Wordperfect Corporation wanted to spy on me, sell my personal information, enshittify the software and fund global fascism.
Maybe there is a market for similar products today as well.
機能としてあるらしいがどこからどうすれば使えるのかわからなんだ…
The Loops Observatory aka https://beacon.joinloops.org is getting a fresh coat of paint and a few new APIs to power Starter Kit discovery.
Shipping soon!
단장 생일이다아아아아아아아
먀탄절이다아아아ㅏ
The Star Trek transporter has three faders that are always moved together. What happens if you just drag up one?
RE: https://social.coop/@cwebber/116217477822586442
"MENE, MENE, TEKEL, UPHARSIN"
i&i say: metaphysical- historical- & materially speaking, Altman just pronounced his own death sentence & OpenAI's & the whole TESCREAL TechBroism's death sentence.
they & this must die, the sooner the better, & will eventually.
this is the clearest Writing On The Wall one can get at this stage.
#AI #AIism #Altman #TESCREAL #TechBroism #DeathSentence
#WritingOnTheWall
(i&i humbly speak so as a poet & a conscious being)
口の中にちっちゃい水ぶくれがある…！
Huge beech in a wall and man made leat / stream near Burrator reservoir, #Dartmoor, #Devon. #photography #mosstodon
RE: https://social.coop/@cwebber/116217717944115087
Systemd (popular component to many {most?} Linux distributions) getting enshittified by AI.
Read 
@cwebberChristine Lemmer-Webber 's thread quoted below for more.
Also, thanks a lot (thanks a bot?) daandemeyer.
ネットに顔を晒すことに抵抗感がやはり大きくある
よさげ
나¹는 아무리 생각해봐도 지능은 그냥 예측 모델인 것 같음. 다만 LLM과 비교하면 인간이
그래서 위 다른점이 불필요한 영역에서는 인간보다 낫지 않나 싶고.
[1]: AI와 인간, 그 어느 쪽도 잘 알지 못하는 비전문가
그래서 "LLM이 인간을 대체할 수 없다"는 몇몇 주장은 좀 공허한 것 같음. 예를 들어 LLM은 지능적이지도, 창의적이지도 않다, GIGO다, 데이터의 거울일 뿐이다 등등.
"LLM은 데이터의 거울일 뿐이다"라는 문장 자체에는 동의하는데, 인간은 다른가?는 잘 몰겠숭 똑같은 것 같은데
Thanks to 
@mcc for boosting this post 3 days ago because this is how I found #wigglypaint which is perfect for specifically me
I am not sure if the person who made the original program is on Mastodon (the user June is just sharing the link here) but they are at https://internet-janitor.itch.io/
People have made slop AI websites selling and claiming to be the creator of this free browser program which is what the beyondloom blogpost is about.
@lcamtuflcamtuf 
Everything is lickable. Just some things in some quantities only once.
Life is full of waiting.
Es gibt einen speziellen Platz in der Hölle für die Jurist:innen, die mit solchen Formulierungen die DSGVO aushebeln wollen:
"Ihre E-Mail-Adresse wurde zur Befragung der Kundenzufriedenheit verwendet, nicht für werbliche Zwecke."
[Anm: Über die US-Firma Qualtrics.]
@lcamtuflcamtuf
In large enough quantities it is ☝️ 🧐
As in there is enough of it to fall on you when you try to lick it.
あっそうかこのサーバもいじったからサムネでちゃうな
気温は低いけどまだまだ飛んでるなー花粉は死ね
Women’s clothing — designed for adults — fits modern teen girls better.
If you are totally lost, in women's clothing sizes, you are not alone. The interactive infographics by the Pudding shows how most “regular” ranges end at size 16 while the median adult woman actually fits a size 18. So more than half of adult women are excluded.
Logging on
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New blog post:
Linkdump No 98
http://82mhz.net/posts/2026/03/linkdump-no-98/
고병원성 조류인플루엔자 확산 여파로 계란 가격이 다시 상승세를 보이고 있습니다. 13일 축산물품질평가원 축산유통정보를 보면, 지난 12일 기준 계란 특란 30구의 소비자가격은 전국 평균 7045원으로 집계됐습니다. 1년 전(6041원)보다 약 1천원가량 높은 수준입니다.
계란 한 판 다시 7천원대로 ‘쑥’…조류인플루엔자 확산...
사실 LLM에 대한 몇몇 반론은 좀... 다양인(다양성)배제적이라고 생각하는 바예요
ElastiCache Global Datastore（Valkey）でクロスリージョンレプリケーションとフェイルオーバーを検証してみた
https://dev.classmethod.jp/articles/elasticache-global-datastore-valkey-replication-failover/
午前中に作って冷蔵庫に寝かせてた低糖質チョコ羊羹出来た！
羊羹作りって意外と簡単なのね
納品完了しました！
ほろ酔いうさ耳ちゃんです～！ ※飲酒表現注意です
リクエスト本当にありがとうございます
RE: https://social.coop/@cwebber/116217717944115087
Systemd (popular component to many {most?} Linux distributions) getting enshittified by AI.
Read @cwebberChristine Lemmer-Webber 's thread quoted below for more.
Also, thanks a lot (thanks a bot?) daandemeyer.
テネシー州の祖母が、AI顔認識の誤りにより詐欺に関与したとして逮捕され、投獄された。
アンジェラ・リップスは、AIソフトウェアによってノースダコタ州の銀行詐欺事件と関連づけられたため、6ヶ月近く刑務所に収監された。
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026/mar/12/tennessee-grandmother-ai-fraud
Guten Morgen ☕ Zur Frühstückspause wie schon oft in den Kommentaren versprochen, das #MakingOf des 🌈 #Regenbogen Besens 😃
In diesen Schritten wird er gemacht - das geht ja fast schon als ein #ASMR Video durch, oder? 😅 Demnächst gibtsdann Videos von Auffahrt-Fegen statt Mukbang 🍜
stadia
시오
leyrer
봄별 はるぼし Haruboshi🌟
洪 民憙 (Hong Minhee) 
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