What is Hackers' Pub?

Hackers' Pub is a place for software engineers to share their knowledge and experience with each other. It's also an ActivityPub-enabled social network, so you can follow your favorite hackers in the fediverse and get their latest posts in your feed.

Scenario: You slightly botched a trombone solo during last night's band rehearsal. When the director stops and says "Is that how you meant to play it?", what's the best answer?

a) Yes, confidently!
b) No! Of course not!
c) Well I got a haircut today and it's kind of throwing off my whole embouchure

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I apparently live in a world where a totally normal thing that happens is: Linux filesystem maintainer declares that his AI agent is conscious and also a girl btw, and then the AI agent comes out as a trans lesbian after flirting with someone on IRC. Linux filesystem maintainer throws a fit.

I... I think I'm too old for this.

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Spritely Hoot, our Scheme->WASM compiler (and all-around WASM toolkit) hits 0.8.0, and this one is a BIG release! spritely.institute/news/hoot-0

For the first time you can LIVE develop web applications using Hoot, from the comfort of your own editor! See the video at the top!

Plus lots of other bugfixes and goodies!

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It is 222 A.D. You are the transgender Empress Elagabalus, "call me not a man for I am a woman". Transitioning is new and experimental.

It is 1776. You are "Public Universal Friend", a transmasculine nonbinary Quaker. Transitioning is new and experimental.

It is 1906. You are Karl M. Baer, a trans man undergoing sex reassignment. Transitioning is new and experimental.

It is 1930. You are Lili Elbe. Transitioning is new and experimental. (to be fair you did get a uterus transplant.)

It is 1966. You are in Compton's Cafeteria with a bunch of other trans people when the owners call the cops to throw you all out. You riot. Transitioning is new and experimental.

It is 1969. You are Marsha "pay it no mind" Johnson. You are in a mob-run gay bar when the cops attack. You throw a brick. There is a bit of a scuffle. Transitioning is new and experimental.

It is 2026. You are a transgender adult or child listening to the NYT and British Guardian claim this is the first generation anyone has tried transitioning in. Transitioning is new and experimental.

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It is with profound sadness that the MetaBrainz Board of Directors announces the unexpected passing of our Founder and Executive Director, Robert Kaye.

Robertโ€™s vision and leadership shaped MetaBrainz and left a lasting mark on the music industry and open source movement. His contributions were significant and his loss is deeply felt across our global community.

blog.metabrainz.org/2026/02/24

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Executive Dashboard:

devblog.libreqos.com/posts/001

We decided to display the global network-wide statistics as a simple heatmap.

Utilization, - Quality of Outcome, round-trip time, and retransmits follow a similar pattern.

A huge thank you to @nlnetfdnNLnet Foundation @NGIZero@mastodon.xyz @nlnet for sponsoring this development.

h/t @herberticusHerbert "Bracket" Wolverson

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RESEARCHERS AND REGULATORS! Harvardโ€™s Applied Social Media Lab is launching a vital new corpus of 22,000 privacy policies, terms & conditions, and community standards for over 300 companies. Woohoo!

Making the Fine Print Visible:...

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We seem to have largely stopped innovating on trying to lower barriers to programming in favour of creating endless new frameworks and libraries for a vanishingly small number of near-identical languages. It is the mid-2020s and people are wringing their hands over Rust as if it was some inexplicable new thing rather than a C-derivative that incorporates decades old type theory. You know what I consider to be genuinely ground-breaking programming tools? VisiCalc, HyperCard and Scratch.

You know what? HyperCard was a glorious moment in time that I dearly miss: an army of non-experts were bashing together and sharing weird and wonderful stacks that were part 'zine, part adventure game and part database. Instead of laughing at vibe-coders, maybe we should ask ourselves why the current state-of-the-art in beginner-friendly programming tools is a planet-boiling roulette wheel.

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It is 222 A.D. You are the transgender Empress Elagabalus, "call me not a man for I am a woman". Transitioning is new and experimental.

It is 1776. You are "Public Universal Friend", a transmasculine nonbinary Quaker. Transitioning is new and experimental.

It is 1906. You are Karl M. Baer, a trans man undergoing sex reassignment. Transitioning is new and experimental.

It is 1930. You are Lili Elbe. Transitioning is new and experimental. (to be fair you did get a uterus transplant.)

It is 1966. You are in Compton's Cafeteria with a bunch of other trans people when the owners call the cops to throw you all out. You riot. Transitioning is new and experimental.

It is 1969. You are Marsha "pay it no mind" Johnson. You are in a mob-run gay bar when the cops attack. You throw a brick. There is a bit of a scuffle. Transitioning is new and experimental.

It is 2026. You are a transgender adult or child listening to the NYT and British Guardian claim this is the first generation anyone has tried transitioning in. Transitioning is new and experimental.

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์‹ค์ œ๋กœ ๋ฏผ์ฃผ๋‹น ์ถฉ๋ถ๋„๋‹น์€ ์˜ˆ๋น„ํ›„๋ณด ์ž๊ฒฉ ์‹ฌ์‚ฌ์—์„œ ์œ  ์ „ ํ–‰์ •๊ด€์„ ์ •๋ฐ€์‹ฌ์‚ฌ ๋Œ€์ƒ์ž๋กœ ๋ถ„๋ฅ˜ํ–ˆ๋‹ค. ์œ  ์ „ ํ–‰์ •๊ด€์€ ์‹ฌ์‚ฌ ๊ฒฐ๊ณผ์— ๋ฐ˜๋ฐœํ•ด 23์ผ ๋‹จ์‹ํˆฌ์Ÿ์„ ์‹œ์ž‘ํ–ˆ๋‹ค. ๋˜ํ•œ ํ˜„์ˆ˜๋ง‰ ๋‚ด์šฉ์ด ํ—ˆ์œ„ ์‚ฌ์‹ค์— ๊ธฐ๋ฐ˜ํ•œ ์ •์น˜๊ณต์ž‘์ด๋ผ๋ฉฐ ๊ฒŒ์‹œ์ž๋ฅผ ๋ช…์˜ˆํ›ผ์† ๋“ฑ ํ˜์˜๋กœ ๊ณ ์†Œํ–ˆ๋‹ค. www.pressian.com/pages/articl...

40๋…„ ์ „ ์‚ฌ๊ฑด '๋ฏธํˆฌ'ํ•œ 60๋Œ€ ์—ฌ์„ฑ์˜ ํ˜ธ์†Œ "๋ฏผ์ฃผ๋‹น...

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This might be a problem going forward. Iโ€˜d like to know if opus would have done like sonnet and launch some tactical nukesโ€ฆ

21 games, 329 turns and yet
โ€žIn 95 per cent of the simulated games, at least one tactical nuclear weapon was deployed by the AI models.โ€œโ€ฆ

newscientist.com/article/25168

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์ž์—ฐ์–ด์ฉŒ๊ตฌํ™˜๊ฒฝ์–ด์ฉŒ๊ตฌ๋ฐ”๋‹ค์–ด์ฉŒ๊ตฌ: ์–ด๊ทธ๋ž˜์ข‹์€๊ฑฐํ•˜๋„ค ๋ฐ”๋‹ค์†์—์„œ์˜์ƒ์ด์ด์˜๊ฒŒ์ฐํžˆ๋Š”์˜ค์…˜๋ชจ๋“œ์ถ”๊ฐ€!: ?

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true HOLY FUCKING SHIT moment this morning: over the holidays, my sticker guys were having a special on red octagons, so I designed and ordered 250 "Slop Sign" stickers โ€” but while I was in China, someone stole them out of my mailbox. Bummer, I figured; they probably trashed them as worthless. anyway while walking to the subway I FOUND ONE OF MY STICKERS STUCK TO A MAILBOX! Whoever swiped my stickers is sticking them up around the neighborhood! This is the best thing that could have happened!

Sticker, red octagon in the shape of a US stop sign, stick to a mailbox. Sticker reads โ€œSLOPโ€ in Highway Gothic. Close up of the red octagonal sticker: โ€œSLOPโ€ in Highway Gothic.
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I'm looking forward to the "Growing the Open Social Web" workshop on Monday.

I'm extremely dubious about a lot of the submissions. There are a lot of untested hypotheses in this list:

fediforum.org/2026-03-growing-

I hope that people's expectations are geared towards experimentation, data collection, and iteration, rather than confirming some of these assumptions.

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Max never sits on me

Molly does, all the time. But Max never sits on me

Except today he did

I put a chair on the balcony, because it was unseasonably warm in London. I sat down, and he jumped straight onto my lap

I have never been more excited while having to stay absolutely still

Now it's evening & Molly is sitting on me. I am officially a cat chair

I finally found my calling

A black cat in the foreground, looking relaxed with his eyes almost closed - sitting on me, in the background, heavily blurred because it's not about me
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๊ทผ๋ฐ.. ์ž‘ํ’ˆ์œผ๋กœ ์ž˜ ๋‹ค๋ค„์ง€์ง€ ์•Š๋Š” ๊ฑด ์ธ์ง€๋„ ๋•Œ๋ฌธ์ด๋ผ๊ณ  ์ณ๋„ ์–ด์งธ์„œ ๋…๋ฆฝ์šด๋™์‚ฌ ์—ฐ๊ตฌ์ž๋“ค์€ ์•„๋‚˜ํ‚ค์ฆ˜ ์šด๋™์‚ฌ๋ฅผ ๋งˆ์ด๋„ˆ๋กœ ๋งŒ๋“ค์—ˆ์ง€์š”? ์ด ๋ง›์žˆ๋Š” ๊ฑธ ๋‹ˆ๋“ค์€ ์•ˆ ๋จน๊ฒ ๋‹ค๋Š” ๊ฑฐ๋ƒ!!!(๋Œ€์ฒด

RE: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ntcnaluwwz4v33p37u2v5clu/post/3mfpdldhtn22v

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RE: mastodon.social/@blogdiva/1161

The unadmitted reason this is happening (and the AI bubble besides): Moore's Law *has ended*. The only way for hardware sales to go in future is *down* because your next PC or Mac will work just fine until it breaks or dies of old age. So by ramping prices artificially via this RAM/SSD futures bullshit, they're keeping profits high for as long as possible.

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ๆ—ฅ้œฒๆˆฆไบ‰๏ผˆ1904ๅนดใ€œ1905ๅนด๏ผ‰ใซใŠใ„ใฆใ€ๆ—ฅๆœฌใŒ่ฒปใ‚„ใ—ใŸๆˆฆ่ฒปใฏ็ด„18ๅ„„2,600ไธ‡ๅ††๏ผˆๅฝ“ๆ™‚ใฎๅ›ฝๅฎถไบˆ็ฎ—ใฎ็ด„6ๅนดๅˆ†๏ผ‰ใซใฎใผใ‚Šใ€ใใฎๅคง้ƒจๅˆ†ใ‚’ๅ›ฝๅ†…ๅค–ใ‹ใ‚‰ใฎ่ฒ ๅ‚ต๏ผˆๅ€Ÿ้‡‘๏ผ‰ใง่ณ„ใ„ใพใ—ใŸใ€‚

่ฒ ๅ‚ตใฎไธปใชๅ†…่จณใจ็‰นๅพด
ๅค–ๅ‚ต๏ผˆๅค–ๅ›ฝใ‹ใ‚‰ใฎๅ€Ÿ้‡‘๏ผ‰: ๆˆฆ่ฒปใฎ็ด„4ๅ‰ฒใซใ‚ใŸใ‚‹็ด„8ๅ„„ๅ††ใ‚’ใ‚คใ‚ฎใƒชใ‚นใ‚„ใ‚ขใƒกใƒชใ‚ซใชใฉใ‹ใ‚‰ใฎๅค–ๅ‚ตใง่ชฟ้”ใ—ใพใ—ใŸใ€‚
้ซ˜ๆฉ‹ๆ˜ฏๆธ…ใฎๅฐฝๅŠ›: ๅฝ“ๆ™‚ใฎๆ—ฅๆœฌ้Š€่กŒๅ‰ฏ็ท่ฃใƒป้ซ˜ๆฉ‹ๆ˜ฏๆธ…ใŒใƒญใƒณใƒ‰ใƒณใ‚„ใƒ‹ใƒฅใƒผใƒจใƒผใ‚ฏใงไบคๆธ‰ใ—ใ€ใƒฆใƒ€ใƒค็ณป้Š€่กŒๅฎถใ‚ธใ‚งใ‚คใ‚ณใƒ–ใƒปใ‚ทใƒ•ใ‚‰ใฎๅ”ๅŠ›ใ‚’ๅพ—ใฆๅ‹Ÿ้›†ใซๆˆๅŠŸใ—ใพใ—ใŸใ€‚
้ซ˜ใ„ๅˆฉๆฏ: ๆ—ฅๆœฌใฎๅ‹ๅˆฉใŒๅฑใถใพใ‚Œใฆใ„ใŸ้–‹ๆˆฆๅฝ“ๅˆใฏไฟก็”จใŒไฝŽใใ€ๅนดๅˆฉ6%ใจใ„ใ†้ซ˜ใ„ๅˆฉๅญใซๅŠ ใˆใ€้–ข็จŽๅŽๅ…ฅใ‚’ๆ‹…ไฟใซใ™ใ‚‹ๅŽณใ—ใ„ๆกไปถใงใ—ใŸใ€‚
ๅ†…ๅ‚ต๏ผˆๅ›ฝๅ†…ใงใฎๅ€Ÿ้‡‘๏ผ‰: ๆฎ‹ใ‚Šใฎๅคšใใฏๅ›ฝๅ†…ๅ‘ใ‘ใฎใ€Œ่ปไบ‹ๅ…ฌๅ‚ตใ€ใฎ็™บ่กŒใชใฉใง่ณ„ใ‚ใ‚Œใพใ—ใŸใ€‚ๅ›ฝๆฐ‘ใซๅฏพใ—ใฆๅบƒใๅฟœๅ‹ŸใŒๅ‘ผใณใ‹ใ‘ใ‚‰ใ‚Œใ€้›ถ็ดฐใช่ณ‡้‡‘ใพใง็ทๅ‹•ๅ“กใ•ใ‚Œใพใ—ใŸใ€‚

ๅฎŒๆธˆใพใงใฎ้“ใฎใ‚Š
ๅฎŒๆธˆๆ™‚ๆœŸ: ใ“ใ‚Œใ‚‰ใฎ่†จๅคงใช่ฒ ๅ‚ตใฎ่ฟ”ๆธˆใฏใ€ๆˆฆไบ‰็ต‚ไบ†ๅพŒใ‚‚้•ทๆœŸ้–“ใซใ‚ใŸใฃใฆๆ—ฅๆœฌ่ฒกๆ”ฟใฎ้‡่ทใจใชใ‚Šใพใ—ใŸใ€‚ๆœ€็ต‚็š„ใซๅ…จใฆใฎ่ฟ”ๆธˆใŒๅฎŒไบ†ใ—ใŸใฎใฏใ€้–‹ๆˆฆใ‹ใ‚‰็ด„80ๅนดๅพŒใฎ1986ๅนด๏ผˆๆ˜ญๅ’Œ61ๅนด๏ผ‰ใฎใ“ใจใงใ™ใ€‚
่ณ ๅ„Ÿ้‡‘ใฎไธๅœจ: ใƒใƒผใƒ„ใƒžใ‚นๆก็ด„ใซใ‚ˆใ‚‹่ฌ›ๅ’Œใฎ็ตๆžœใ€ใƒญใ‚ทใ‚ขใ‹ใ‚‰่ณ ๅ„Ÿ้‡‘ใ‚’ๅพ—ใ‚‰ใ‚Œใชใ‹ใฃใŸใŸใ‚ใ€่ฒ ๅ‚ตใฎๅ…จ้กใ‚’่‡ชๅ›ฝใฎ็จŽๅŽใชใฉใง่ฟ”ๆธˆใ™ใ‚‹ๅฟ…่ฆใŒใ‚ใ‚Šใพใ—ใŸใ€‚

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ๆ—ฅ้œฒๆˆฆไบ‰๏ผˆ1904ๅนดใ€œ1905ๅนด๏ผ‰ใซใŠใ„ใฆใ€ๆ—ฅๆœฌใŒ่ฒปใ‚„ใ—ใŸๆˆฆ่ฒปใฏ็ด„18ๅ„„2,600ไธ‡ๅ††๏ผˆๅฝ“ๆ™‚ใฎๅ›ฝๅฎถไบˆ็ฎ—ใฎ็ด„6ๅนดๅˆ†๏ผ‰ใซใฎใผใ‚Šใ€ใใฎๅคง้ƒจๅˆ†ใ‚’ๅ›ฝๅ†…ๅค–ใ‹ใ‚‰ใฎ่ฒ ๅ‚ต๏ผˆๅ€Ÿ้‡‘๏ผ‰ใง่ณ„ใ„ใพใ—ใŸใ€‚

่ฒ ๅ‚ตใฎไธปใชๅ†…่จณใจ็‰นๅพด
ๅค–ๅ‚ต๏ผˆๅค–ๅ›ฝใ‹ใ‚‰ใฎๅ€Ÿ้‡‘๏ผ‰: ๆˆฆ่ฒปใฎ็ด„4ๅ‰ฒใซใ‚ใŸใ‚‹็ด„8ๅ„„ๅ††ใ‚’ใ‚คใ‚ฎใƒชใ‚นใ‚„ใ‚ขใƒกใƒชใ‚ซใชใฉใ‹ใ‚‰ใฎๅค–ๅ‚ตใง่ชฟ้”ใ—ใพใ—ใŸใ€‚
้ซ˜ๆฉ‹ๆ˜ฏๆธ…ใฎๅฐฝๅŠ›: ๅฝ“ๆ™‚ใฎๆ—ฅๆœฌ้Š€่กŒๅ‰ฏ็ท่ฃใƒป้ซ˜ๆฉ‹ๆ˜ฏๆธ…ใŒใƒญใƒณใƒ‰ใƒณใ‚„ใƒ‹ใƒฅใƒผใƒจใƒผใ‚ฏใงไบคๆธ‰ใ—ใ€ใƒฆใƒ€ใƒค็ณป้Š€่กŒๅฎถใ‚ธใ‚งใ‚คใ‚ณใƒ–ใƒปใ‚ทใƒ•ใ‚‰ใฎๅ”ๅŠ›ใ‚’ๅพ—ใฆๅ‹Ÿ้›†ใซๆˆๅŠŸใ—ใพใ—ใŸใ€‚
้ซ˜ใ„ๅˆฉๆฏ: ๆ—ฅๆœฌใฎๅ‹ๅˆฉใŒๅฑใถใพใ‚Œใฆใ„ใŸ้–‹ๆˆฆๅฝ“ๅˆใฏไฟก็”จใŒไฝŽใใ€ๅนดๅˆฉ6%ใจใ„ใ†้ซ˜ใ„ๅˆฉๅญใซๅŠ ใˆใ€้–ข็จŽๅŽๅ…ฅใ‚’ๆ‹…ไฟใซใ™ใ‚‹ๅŽณใ—ใ„ๆกไปถใงใ—ใŸใ€‚
ๅ†…ๅ‚ต๏ผˆๅ›ฝๅ†…ใงใฎๅ€Ÿ้‡‘๏ผ‰: ๆฎ‹ใ‚Šใฎๅคšใใฏๅ›ฝๅ†…ๅ‘ใ‘ใฎใ€Œ่ปไบ‹ๅ…ฌๅ‚ตใ€ใฎ็™บ่กŒใชใฉใง่ณ„ใ‚ใ‚Œใพใ—ใŸใ€‚ๅ›ฝๆฐ‘ใซๅฏพใ—ใฆๅบƒใๅฟœๅ‹ŸใŒๅ‘ผใณใ‹ใ‘ใ‚‰ใ‚Œใ€้›ถ็ดฐใช่ณ‡้‡‘ใพใง็ทๅ‹•ๅ“กใ•ใ‚Œใพใ—ใŸใ€‚

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RE: mastodon.social/@blogdiva/1161

The unadmitted reason this is happening (and the AI bubble besides): Moore's Law *has ended*. The only way for hardware sales to go in future is *down* because your next PC or Mac will work just fine until it breaks or dies of old age. So by ramping prices artificially via this RAM/SSD futures bullshit, they're keeping profits high for as long as possible.

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