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Came in to find all the presents under the tree had their bows ripped off, scattered across the living room. And surveying the crime scene was this innocent bystander. #caturday
my Germany bureaucracy poem
Dear Germans:
No, I did not send the letter
before the date you clearly said I had to
send the letter.
No, I did not call the clinic,
and when I did it was not Sprech
zeiten, and I started crying,
and I did not try again.
No, there is no particular reason why
I didn't read the part of the letter
that said the contract can only be cancelled
with three months of advance notice sent by
Post.
I was reading the glyphs carved by bore-bugs
on toadflax leaves by the rotting wood.
No, I did not do my tax declaration.
No, I did not floss since last visit.
I do not remember the difference between a Steuernummer and a Steuer
identifikationsnummer.
No, I did not lüft the räume five minutes every morning.
No, I did not kill the mold on the corner of the wall either,
the mold is there for so long that it feels like my friend.
I do not like to do it,
the killing.
The mold and me, we're the same,
I am mold hot and humid on perfect German walls,
and all the Germans are shopping for Schimmelentferner,
not the öko bio one that doesn't kill, the kind based on
bleach.
No, I still cannot speak German
no, after all these years I cannot speak German
I am not strong enough to speak German
I will never speak German
every time I try to speak German you don't understand my accent
and correct my genders and
I want to die.
No, I did not bring a Überweisung.
No, I do not know the name of my
Hausartzt.
No, I did not call in advance to make a Termin.
I only insisted five times for the Ausländerbehörde
to send me the PIN to my electronic Aufenthaltstitel
it's my fault I don't have one.
No, I did not deescalate the situation,
I could have deescalated the situation,
I chose to escalate the situation,
I did not act responsible like a mother should do
I punched that Nazi because I wanted to
and next time it happened I escalated it again and
when they ran away I was
disappointed.
No, I did not travel mid-pandemic every three months to swipe
the health insurance card that said
I'm a man.
No, when the police told us at Lützerath
that if we left now we would not be charged,
I did not leave.
No, I did not ask your consent first to shout Fuck you cop.
I did not build consensus in a plenum to have a mandate
to speak for everyone I just shouted
Fuck you cop.
No, we did not find another school yet
for the child who you failed at the school
where you said it was their imagination that
they struggled with
Ausländerfeindlichkeit.
No, I did not notice the part of the contract
where it said capital owners
are free from the flow of time
and can increase your bills a year ago
retroactively.
I was not responsible with money either I was not responsible
with anything
other than my children's feelings and
wild flowers and
homeless trans people.
No, these children do not have a Krankenkarte
or a Krankenkasse or a Krankenversicherung
if they have a Krankenkarte the police will come
and deport them
all we have is a Krank.
All we brought you doktor
is a Krank.
No, I did not
buy a
fucking
fax
maschine.
I did not do any of the things.
I did not want to do any of the things.
I failed to feel guilt for not doing any of the things,
I only cry and cry and cry, violating
Ruhezeiten.
It's all my fault.
I am not well-integrated.
I deserve all the fees and
punishments.
With piles of papers all over the room,
I am in Germany.
Outside in Germany the forests of folk-tales have fallen
to make paper, long ago.
Furry bumblebees come kiss
the flowers painted on my summer dress.
The sun sings to me softly.
@nesroch檀馨 (단형/ﾀﾞﾝｷﾖｳ) 환경변수 override도 피하는 게 좋긴 하지요. 제가 gui로 flatpak을 잘 안 쓰다 보니 몰랐네요. 알려주셔서 감사합니다. 😊
my week: https://lists.haxx.se/pipermail/daniel/2025-December/000139.html
Security, rc3, graphs, MQTTS, 2025, OpenSSL 1
Ist es sinnvoll, am 26.12. tagsüber beim #39C3 noch mithelfen zu wollen? Oder ist da bereits alles gelaufen?
Detecting goroutine leaks with synctest/pprof https://lobste.rs/s/witasq #go
https://antonz.org/detecting-goroutine-leaks/
Reflections on AI at the End of 2025
Link: https://antirez.com/news/157
Discussion: https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=46334819
もろもろしてたら結局てっぺん超えちゃった…
OIGAL
Oi, gal (brits)
RE: https://g0v.social/@riddleling/115749726443000376
身為一個程式員，當然要用命令列播放 mp3 啊
40+80Lから160Lの防湿庫一個にした
寝ます 
i made this list in less than 30 minutes at IndieWebClub, so idk how accurate they'll end up being. but i'm fairly confident about at least three or four items here.
사람이 살다 보면 실패도 하고 실수도 하고 그러는 건데 그 감정상태에서 빠져나와서 추스릴 방법을 모르겠음 몇십년을 그렇게 인지를 해도 여전히 받아쓰기에서 한문제 틀려서 90점 받으면 벽에 머리 박아서 죽어버리고싶음 아직까지 죽진 않았으니까 어떻게 수습까지는 하는 것 같은데 그냥… 그냥 좀 덜 아프고 싶다 그냥 실수고 실패고 안 하고 싶어
나뉸 뱌뷰애오 
뽀앫! 
마작은 계속 지고… 마음은 어지럽고… 이게 다 트라이건 굿즈가 없어서다(?)
Pop!_OS 24.04에서 디스코드 앱을 열고 다른 탭으로 전환하면 디스코드 탭이 사라지는 문제가 있음. 디스코드를 열어도 창만 뜨고 독에서는 앱이 열린 것으로 뜨지 않아서 그런 것 같음. 이게 앱 문제인지 COSMIC 문제인지는 잘 모르겠음.
맥주 한캔 까면 몇시간쯤뒤에 묘한 두통이 몰려오네
주량 없는편이었는데 강제로 리미터 on
Now I am already prebuying Domains 1.5 years ahead
今日の原稿ノルマおわり～！
痛みレベル
１位 結石
内臓にナイフぶち込まれてシェイクされ続けてるような痛み
マジで痛いエビ反りになる
yay train departed right on time
씻어야하는데 아직도 안 씻고 있다
저도 바보입니다
전 근데 진짜 항상 학교에서 과대평가 받고있어서 엄청 부담감이 높아요...
*Twelve* Hackerone submissions against #curl within the last seven days.
Zero of them turned out a confirmed vulnerability.
Several of them found, reported, phrased-in-far-too-many-words and mislead by stupid word completion machines.
수학과에서 나랑 비슷하게 일상 망가진 사람 거의 다 천재였음...
근데 나는 그 사람들이랑 똑같이 일상만 망가져서... 천재들이 나도 비슷한 사람인줄 알고 놀아줌
여러분!!! 모바일에서 텍스트 편집을 할 때 나오는 저 '파란색 그거'를 뭐라고 하나요???
늘 비영어권 유저들 좀 생각해줬으면 하지만 미국이 전세계를 지배하고 있는 한 불가능하겠지...
痛みレベル
１位 結石
内臓にナイフぶち込まれてシェイクされ続けてるような痛み
マジで痛いエビ反りになる
난 Flatpak이든 뭐든 현재의 sandboxed, distro-independent packaging 방식에 굉장히 회의적인 편인데, 일단 다국어입력기(Input Method)가 제대로 작동하는 앱이 손에 꼽을 수 있을 정도라는 점에서 그러함. Flatpak LibreOffice Writer에 일정 길이 이상의 한글 문서를 입력해보려고 시도해본 사람이면 누구나 공감할 거임. 온갖 fix를 적용해도 입력기가 씹혀서 크래시가 나거나 중간에 갑자기 영문자가 끼어들거나 하는 사고가 난다. 여기서 이어지는 생각은 아래 트위터 타래를 읽으시오 → https://x.com/nesroch/status/1999060035796938935
Ugly Christmas Sweater Relaxing Screensaver
flatpak 앱들이 gui ime가 잘 안 붙는 경우가 많은 모양이네. 흠...
@ilmari 
@alisterAlister Bulman 
@bagderdaniel:// stenberg:// Gimme a P please, Bob
One thing I wish folks knew better about "Linux" that the annoying evangelists never seem to care to mention.
One of the most important differences from other platforms if *how you get your software*.
You don't download it from the author/publisher who might be (these days, is) bundling malware.
You don't get it from a walled garden with commercial incentives to let publishers hurt you.
You don't have to fumble around Google trying to find if the site offering it is reputable.
You get it from a party, usually made up of dedicated volunteers, who believe in the platform and who are vetting all the software they build and package for you. Usually the same one you got your base system from.
언제 그만둬야 할까. 어떻게 살아 있어야 할까. 너무 어려움.
From pencil to color, it's all done by hand. Here is under a timelapse of my recent comic strip: two days of work in 30s. I use Krita to bring my art to life, on Debian, one stroke at a time.
Check out my making-of directory for 20 more like this: https://www.peppercarrot.com/0_sources/miniFantasyTheater/making-of/
マジで結婚したい
알뜰폰 꿀요금제 안내 (25년 11월) - 3~10Mbps 요금제 추가
Non esiste solo l'app ufficiale mastodon, su #forgejo abbiamo una lista curata e rigorosamente indipendente delle migliori app e client per accedere al #Fediverso con strumenti diversi, perchè la libertà del fediverso è anche la libertà di scegliere fra decine di app indipendenti:
https://forgejo.it/Fediverso/app-e-client-del-fediverso
Una emoji 👻 nella colonna “Licenza” indica che il progetto è inattivo o è abbandonato.
Unisciti al gruppo 
@fediverso
I actually got a good night's sleep last night!
Ripley’s #Caturday criming — she jumped off my shoulder (ow) onto the shelves above the kitchen sink & window. She also can’t get herself down from here without help. 🤣 #CatsOfMastodon #RipleyAndJonesy #JustRipley
@raganwaldraganwald 🍓 
@mattiemMatt Massicotte I happen to agree with this statement. Hence why I’m constantly asking these LLM’s to state their sources and provide receipts before I believe anything.
we can help make .meow happen 
很久前偶然看到這個
真的笑翻我
然後看到後面是跟著其他觀眾一起流淚
但同時那個伴舞衝出來時被逼得邊哭邊笑
我完全臣服
日本綜藝節目真的很懂人心
完全戳到我笑穴100%
剛剛跟日本朋友聊搞笑
他要我來個喜歡的日本笑話讓他笑看看
我就卯起來搜這一集 
殘酷天使
想必也是動漫迷們心中無可取代的神之地位作品啊
/
*再次抱歉我又找不到比較中性的平台可以將這內容截過來呈現只好拉這一則
我當時看的是有中文字幕但我找不到了
這一個雖然全日文
但光看畫面也是懂至少一半了
제 편견일수도 있는데
저는 진짜 천재같다싶은 사람들중에 일상이 정상적인 사람 한번도 본적 없어요.
근데 저는 일상만 무너진 평범한 사람임 ㅠㅠ
Dear museums, if your ticket booking system is so crappy and inaccessible that it takes me more time to book online than to queue at the counter, what's the point? Placeholders as labels, mandatory fields not marked, disabled copy pasting for emails, refresh in the middle and data loss, gosh...
MJ+
かちかちなまこ
洪 民憙 (Hong Minhee)
.meow ∙ see ya around ^-^'
